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Pamiętam taki skecz Monthy Pythona, którego akcja dzieje się w jakiejś podrzędnej knajpce, typowo angielskiej?. Jakaś para chce zamówić coś do jedzenia, więc pytają kelnerki co jest w menu do wyboru? A ona odpowiada:
- hmm, we have egg and bacon, egg sausage and bacon, egg and spam egg bacon and spam egg bacon sausage spam spam bacon sausage spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans, spam spam spam and spam or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with mornay sauce
garnished with truffle pate, brandy, and a fried egg on top
and spam
- have you got anything without spam in it?
- well, spam egg sausage and spam.it's not got much spam in it.
- I don't want any spam.Why can't she have egg bacon sap mand sausage?
- That's spam in it.
- Not as much as spam egg sausage and spam.
- Look, coud i have bacon spam and sausage without spam?
- Bleee!
- What do you mean bleee? I don't like spam
- SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM. lovely spam wonderful spam (śpiewają zebrani w knajpie wikingowie)
- Shut up, Shut up - krzyczy kelnerka. You can't get bacon spam and sausage without spam.
- Why not?
- Well, it wouldnt be egg bacon spam and sausage. Would it?
- I dont like spam!!!!!!!!



Ja też nie przepadam za spamem, ani za tym mięsnym, ani internetowym, ale to

http://www.spamispoetry.com/

urzekło mnie po prostu.